Tapestries

Description: The day the mallards fell. The crows may have been to blame.

Description: What do you get when you cross a fish and a nut...? Salmond. The nuttiest freak fish to swim up stream. Freak of nature

Description: Look how far we've come

Description: Add a smoke and we should have a great 10

Description: So what about it?

Description: I was thinking about what I value when I designed this shirt. Never have I longed for a pearl. I would never turn down an oyster. What duality do you find interesting?

Description: Na na na, I don't want a Four Loko, I want a Quatro Krazie essay!

Description: Before you grab those doughnuts...., whoops, donuts, make sure you get drunk and go nuts

Description: Bartles & Jaymes

Description: Where's the beef? En Mexico.

Description: When you don't say what you mean, and you don't believe what they say, but somehow everyone benefits

Description: Show off your little one for the tike they are.

Description: If you have a strange addiction of eating plastic bags...tada

Description: Come on, ride the Mooch. If you feel like ridin', it's up to you.

Description: Let 'em know you can't be censored. You're too cool.

Description: Long live the King of the throne. Bathroom humor for anyone who's spent a little too long in there.

Description: No throne like home throne

Description: Gift your colonic administrator the gift of a tee. Medical bathroom humor.

Description: Bad food truck? Funky soup? Got dina?

Description: So, which one is it?

Description: Don't forget the sport peppers and relish

Description: I love you, for you...all of you.

Description: This one don't eat mice

Description: Like a tuna can. A real chode.

Description: Celebrate your love for the want. Grab a penis shirt, mug, or towel.

Description: Would you lay off the jerk bro? Let me do my thing!

Description: Let's do this together

Description: Everyone is someone family

Description: Tight as fuq is my game. Eazy-muthafuq'n-E

Description: The will work as a perfect whorsecatool in your wardrobe. Show off to all Daddy's friends, that not only are you willing, but able.

Description: Or mouth or what ever

Description: I fuck, you fuck, we all fuck for ifuq

Description: Say it loud n' proud. If you born a bitch, be about it.

Description: Raising Cane's is legit, but I'm a bigger fan of getting them dicks up

Description: A perfect gift for that bestie who just doesn't know.

Description: Let's keep the conversation to not here