T-Shirts

Description: Burnt Millipede, Joan Pedestrian, and Doug of The Neighborhood Listen podcast. Dignity Falls' favorite show, now wearable.

Description: Burnt Millipede's pharmacy from The Neighborhood Listen podcast. Pharmacist and Chief approved.

Description: Mister, the pop-art French bulldog, in full color. For frenchie people and pop-art fans.

Description: Go 67ers! The six seven meme as a basketball team. Sheeesh.

Description: The famous Dignity Falls welcome sign from The Neighborhood Listen podcast. That's Dignity Falls for ya.

Description: A vintage-style ad for DigFyx, Dignity Falls' cure for sprune fever, from The Neighborhood Listen. Grab a six pack from Burnt.

Description: A very expensive crash pad: the Cybertruck as a dumpster, raccoon included.

Description: Real Chicagoans still call it the Sears Tower.

Description: Let's all celebrate death positivity

Description: It ain't easy being alive. He had reached his fateful end, and now you can show it off.

Description: Bring the chill.

Description: He still brings a smile to the darker side of existence. Just another Muppet who found the inevitable end.

Description: Grab some bench and this can of corn of a shirt. Hawk Harrelson's best White Sox calls.

Description: Chicken. Banana. Chicken Banana.

Description: It was a long winter. Ohh geez, celebrate with some swag, don't cha know.

Description: Take Mister home with you: French bulldog pop art on the classic thank-you bag. He'll thank you.

Description: The Chicago flag stuffed into the shape of a rat cast in concrete. Flex on the haters.

Description: All aboard. Next stop, O'Hare. A CTA Blue Line map for Chicago commuters.

Description: For when a question just won't do. An HDTGM fan favorite.

Description: There must'a been an experiment that went wrong, because our poor Beaker is just some bones.

Description: Joan Pedestrian stars in Herlet, Dignity Falls' finest Shakespeare, from The Neighborhood Listen.

Description: The college that made Burnt Millipede the Pharmacist and Chief of Dignity Falls, from The Neighborhood Listen.

Description: Dignity Falls' only burger joint, from The Neighborhood Listen. Over 150 cattle in every hamburger sandwich.

Description: Celebrate Doug and all he has to offer, straight from The Neighborhood Listen podcast.

Description: Come for the hot cocoa, stay for the never-ending mushroom burgers. From The Neighborhood Listen.

Description: Doug's record shop and steak house in Dignity Falls, from The Neighborhood Listen podcast.

Description: Ol' Dig's Triple-A baseball club, from The Neighborhood Listen, in a throwback logo.

Description: Dignity Falls' local station KDIG Channel B, from The Neighborhood Listen. Tune in to learn when to avoid the census.

Description: Coldest burger in DIGFA, from The Neighborhood Listen. Take Doug's party bus and don't forget your keys.

Description: Dignity Falls' premier gym from The Neighborhood Listen wants you to feel the cronch.

Description: Dignity Falls' grocery store from The Neighborhood Listen. Dickies isn't Pickies.

Description: From The Neighborhood Listen: hold Philadelphia Cream Cheese accountable.

Description: Let all of Dig Falls know you fridge with the best of 'em. From The Neighborhood Listen.

Description: Dignity Falls' favorite ham, from The Neighborhood Listen. Come for the ham, stay for the babes.

Description: Support Chet Devonshire's Nuzzlery like a true Dignitite. From The Neighborhood Listen podcast.

Description: If your auto glass is broken, cracked, or just kinda boring, call Brend at Brand's. From The Neighborhood Listen.