Shorts

Description: When you gotta save money, save dort money. It's a combination of dat and ort.

Description: If your full of rageahol, show it off

Description: Golden brown, crispy & delish...Tots. They're not just for Grandma any more. Make sure Tina gets her ham, and you get your tots.

Description: Stir up some fun! It'll make you quick, real quick. Grab some ice cold, Methlies Quik and make it a movie.

Description: Rise above with this beauty. Punk meets polar..., no, punk meets panda..., ohh well, punk meets bears. This shirt wont be wasted on Henry.

Description: I wanna stay hydrated all night, and freshen every day

Description: In a world of Genes, he's most definitely Wilder. #mywonka

Description: It ain't easy being orange...and incarcerated

Description: May feel like it's them, but it's you

Description: OMG, like I totally love that for you. Hate it for me

Description: Was that perfect, or was it perfect magerf?

Description: It can help to take that breath

Description: Buy this shirt...I mean, don't buy it, please.

Description: Take comfort in your existence and squeeze out a lil' stinker

Description: Hey, you! Did you hurt yourself?

Description: What do you get when you cross a fish and a nut...? Salmond. The nuttiest freak fish to swim up stream. Freak of nature

Description: Add a smoke and we should have a great 10

Description: So what about it?

Description: I was thinking about what I value when I designed this shirt. Never have I longed for a pearl. I would never turn down an oyster. What duality do you find interesting?

Description: Na na na, I don't want a Four Loko, I want a Quatro Krazie essay!

Description: Before you grab those doughnuts...., whoops, donuts, make sure you get drunk and go nuts

Description: Bartles & Jaymes

Description: Where's the beef? En Mexico.

Description: Step back cause there ketchup on my finger, what I bring you is the hard or weiner.

Description: Sometimes the only way to settle a conflict is a good old-fashioned Schwing Fight. Adult humor.

Description: Long live the King of the throne. Bathroom humor for anyone who's spent a little too long in there.

Description: So, which one is it?

Description: Don't forget the sport peppers and relish

Description: I love you, for you...all of you.

Description: Like a tuna can. A real chode.

Description: Everyone is someone family

Description: No snake eyes here, maybe pink eye. Blow on em' and keep it lucky.

Description: Tight as fuq is my game. Eazy-muthafuq'n-E

Description: The will work as a perfect whorsecatool in your wardrobe. Show off to all Daddy's friends, that not only are you willing, but able.

Description: Or mouth or what ever

Description: I fuck, you fuck, we all fuck for ifuq